Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer from Lao Tzu:
The road that can be crossed is not the true Road.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Plato:
To know her true self, for the greater good of all.

John Lennon:
Imagine all the world’s chickens, crossing every road in peace…

Martin Luther King Jr.:
I have a dream that one day all of God’s chickens, chickens of every color and faith, from every village and every hamlet, will be free–thank God Almighty, free at last!–to cross any road without their motives called into question.

Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

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