I’m looking for a joke, as the jokemaster for the Toastmasters meeting this Tuesday. This one made me chuckle!
The Pope had just finished a tour of the England and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven in a limousine the Pope asked the Chauffeur if he could drive. Well, the Chauffeur didn’t think he had much choice so he climbs in the back and lets the Pope drive.
The Pope proceeds down the Highway and pretty soon he starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 100 miles per hour, and he sees the blue lights of the police in his mirror.
The Pope pulls over and the Officer goes to his window.
The Officer sees who it is and says: “just a moment please I need to call in.”
The Officer calls in and asks for his Chief. He tells his Chief he has a really important person pulled over and asks how he should handle it.
“Is it the Governor General?” Asks the Chief.
“No sir, this guy’s more important.”
“Is it the Prime Minister?” Asks the Chief.
“No, even more important,” says the Officer.
“Is it the Queen?” Asks the Chief. “No, even more important than the Queen,” replies the Officer.
“Well then, who is it?” yells the Chief.
“I don’t know sir, but he’s got the Pope as his Chauffeur.”